25 things that girls lie about:

“No! You don’t look fat in that dress. You look fine! Trust me!”
“I’m almost there! Give me 5 minutes!”
“I’m on a diet!”
“No! I’m already up! I’ll be ready in 15 minutes, ok?”
“What? No, I’m not wearing any make-up!”
“I hate it when girls talk shit behind my back! I NEVER talk shit to anyone behind their backs!”
“I’m not short! I’m like 5’7’’ ya know!”
BF: “What's wrong?” GF: “Nothing!”
“I’m a vegetarian, never had junk food.”
“My eye lashes are so real, I never wear fake lashes!”
“I can totally eat whatever I want and never get fat.”
“I work out like 5-6 times a week.”
“OMG! Your new hair looks so cute! That short Miley Cyrus hair is really in right now!”
“What? NO! I don’t have a crush on him. Ewww!”
“It’s so good to see you! I haven’t seen you for like forever! I missed you! We should hang out some time!”
“I’ve never seen that website!”
“Sorry I haven’t called you back, I’ve been so busy.”
“I never watch that show! It’s for old people! Duhh!”
“I’m not stalking him!”
“So glad I’m single! Best life ever! #FREEDOM”
“Ohooww! Omg! It smells in here! HA! That wasn’t me!”
“I’m not staring at him! Duh!”
“I don’t care if he just got a new girlfriend!”
“Don’t worry, I’ve moved on!”
“I have so many suitors!”

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